2010 bad writing contest winner compares kiss to thirsty gerbil meeting water bottle

Seattle writer wins 2010 bad writing contest

SAN JOSE, Calif. – An unseemly sentence that compares a kiss to the union of a thirsty gerbil and a giant water bottle has won the top prize in an annual bad writing contest.
San Jose State University said Tuesday that Molly Ringle of Seattle was the grand prize winner … Original source on Gaea Times at : 2010 bad writing contest winner compares kiss to thirsty gerbil meeting water bottle.

Citi calls ‘too sexy to work’ Lorenzana a publicity hound

NEW YORK – Debrahlee Lorenzana’s ex employer Citibank has lashed back at the banking beauty calling her a publicity hound.

“Although we can’t speak to her previous attention-seeking activities, her current attempts to gain personal publicity are as …. Source article on Gaea Times at  : Citi calls ‘too sexy to work’ Lorenzana a publicity hound.